vLog – Hello, YouTube. I Would Like to Play a Game | SAW Parody
For years now you’ve been scrolling this site unfulfilled and depriving your body and mind of the very things it needs to survive: Pop culture, books, comics, art.
There are so many people on this planet fighting for their lives and yet you, you waste it away as if it counts for nothing.
Here is your chance to make it right and show gratitude for the one life you’ve been given.
Every video on this channel is rigged with a specialized electromagnetic pulse which, when activated, will disrupt the electric signals in your brain, temporarily shutting it down, including survival functions like your breathing and heart rate. However, there is one button on this channel you can click that will lead to your salvation.
Will you continue to slowly decay without pop culture fulfillment, or will you choose to live and take hold of this precious life that you have been taking for granted.
The answer is red.
Live or die. Make your choice.
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